I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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