Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
In America we eat man semen.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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