...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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