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He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You can't special order awesome
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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