I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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