Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Be still, my beating vagina.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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