therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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