My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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