i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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