i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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