yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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