tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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