Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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