But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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