yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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