She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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