I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i just google imaged poop.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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