nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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