there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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