I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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