words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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