Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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