whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
even my farts smell like vagina
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
