your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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