i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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