Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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