Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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