Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize