hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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