Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
