will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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