This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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