i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if only i could text you this smell
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i need some magic done to my vagina
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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