you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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