Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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