when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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