Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
