You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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