We're like a lot better than the average bears
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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