Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it glows. i had to have it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
