K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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