all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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