I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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