I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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