I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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