scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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