I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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