i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I wish you could order shots online.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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