went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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