She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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