doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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