I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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