what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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