its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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