There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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