we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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