I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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