the day after is always just damage control
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My penis needs a shock collar
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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